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The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life." I'm Gonna Jump In Mumbai, a man is going to jump off the building. Each time man says "haven't got one; going to jump." Desperate the cop yells up "Don't jump! " And the man said "He stole my dolly." The police man said "What did you kill him with? He told the uninjured American, "I have good news, and I have bad news. Think of your father" Man replies "Haven't got a father; I'm going to jump." The copy goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. " The foreigner said "Me me me me me me me." The police said "Why did you kill him? A: They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits. A: A snake in the grass Q: Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy? Please let me win the lottery." Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Why wont you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life in order? Q: What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute? Q: Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity? Q: Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch GANDHI? He's so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help. "Oh Ganesh,please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, im going to lose my house as well. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes Bholaji still has no luck. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servent to you. What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to Hindustani Music?
" The man said "Big butcher knife big butcher knife." Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death. " And the foreigner said "Plug it in plug it in." Financial Trouble Bhojali finds himself in dire trouble.
Vegetarian is derived from the hindu word for "bad hunter". I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady's dress. How do Hindu women know when a sniper laser is pointing at their heads?
Son: If animals aren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat?
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder, he went into a korma Yo mama so fat she sweats ghee and shits Gulab Jamun.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. My parents are so Hindu they Honor-killed my sister for getting an A- on a math test!
I watched the Hindu version of How I Met Your Mother...